Sunday, September 16, 2007

The Stop Smoking Pill
Just take two pills every hour for the rest of your bum life.

Afterwards, you get addicted to the pills. So just smoke a cigarette and the addiction to the stop smoking pill goes away.

Go to any AA meeting around the country, and outside, you will see mean nasty alcoholics and hippies who smoked the pot, but do not any longer. It's because they all smoke cigarettes now. Do the math.

About Mr. Hakk N' Koff
If you are thinking of quitting smoking, Mr. Hakk says don't be a hippy, lighten up! If you're a young child under the age of 18, Mr. Hakk suggests that a few smokes a day may do more for your self esteem than you can imagine.

Mr. Hakk is a rude, disgusting, and obnoxious advocate for big tobacco and this is his official blog. A few times a week, Mr. Hakk himself writes the latest finds on the tobacco industry, quitting smoking, and any tobacco related news his yellow fingers can find. Mr. Hakk blog collects both the pop culture mish mash and news on the anti cigarette zeitgeist sweeping the world. Mr. Hakk is so cool that even 60's icon and Grammy award winning singer songwriter Barry McGuire recorded a song for him. You can find that song here on i-Tunes. Be sure to check out the original cartoon for Mr. Hakk right here on the first page, and bookmark this blog for the latest on smoking, quitting, or any tobacco related news.

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